Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Birthday Season

Yes, that's right in my life, there are two birthdays seasons: Feb/March and Oct/Nov.
Here's a list of all the Pisces:
February:
20- Heather
23- Courney
- Julie
24- Ashlee
- Drew
25- Andrea and Audrey
March:
03- Brad
05- Mommy S.
06- Whit
08- Krista
- Melissa A.
09- ME
15- Steve
16- Heather H.
18- Luke
Not, pisces, but in March: 27-Andrea and Michelle

Panini

Yes, this is an Italian word, but no, it doesn't mean "sandwich,' it means "sandwichES." This seems like a minor complaint, but why didn't they just call it a "panino." It would bother me less if people went around saying paninos (which in case you're a little slow, is not the correct way to say to "sandwiches"). Saying paninis is just redundant.

If you're interested, in Italian, you don't add an "s" to make a word plural; you add an "e" or "i" depending if it's masculine or feminine.
1 panino, 2 panini
1 cane, 2 cani (dog/s)
1 nonna, 2 nonne (grandmother/s)
1 nonno, 2 nonni (grandfather/s)

So Easy a Caveman Could Do It

At first I found these commercials amusing, but the more i saw, the more i realized how stupid they are. CAVEmen, as the name implies, live(d) in CAVES, not fancy apartments, they didn't go out to nice restaurants or take airplanes, and they certainly didn't go to shrinks. Is it still ok to use word "shrink," or should I be more P.C. and say "therapist?"

Cavemen (especially in the sense Geico is referring to them) no longer exist--they are earlier forms of people who have evolved into the homo sapiens we are today.

Delayed Posts

I know it's been almost a month since I've posted an entry, but that doesn't mean I haven't been thinking of things, or even writing entries.

At work, either at lunch, or when I have nothing better to do, I type up entries in Word. Generally, I'm just too lazy to put them on the blog.

The following two entries were written on February 9. Enjoy :)

Friday, February 02, 2007

My Life

Has TV really become so good, or has my life just become that boring? (Seriously, I'd like to know other's thoughts). Years ago, I had so many fun stories to tell and so much drama.

Preston and Steve were talking about hitting on, flirting with, and exchanging numbers with other drivers on the road. The more I thought about, the more incidents of this I remember. In fact, in high school, my friends and I would go out cruising looking for guys. Most of the time, it would just be flirting and staying the same speed as a guy. However, there are some interesting stories.

This one time, friends and I were driving home from visiting a college, when he saw a bus load of guys. We happened to have a notebook in the car, so we spent about an hour writing notes back and forth. At some point in there, we gave them my cell number. I actually ended up talking to one for a few months.

Another time, when we weren't even looking, we saw this kid take some pictures of us, so we followed them for a little bit. Eventually we got bored, and headed back to the main road. A little later, we saw the same car. We decided to pull over and talk to them.

Then there was this other time that we...nevermind. It's not something I'm willing to share.

There was only person that was with me for all of these events. Did these things happen because of her, or me, or the combination of the two of us. My theory is that is the combo of us.

I also used to have all kinds of drama (with guys, girls, parents). Not that I particularly liked the drama, but at least I didn't sit around at home doing nothing...Well, at least I still have friends in college...Partying at E-Town tomorrow, then with Drexel Bros on Sat (assuming mother nature isn't a complete bitch).

Thursday, February 01, 2007

TV

TV has become really good lately. If you're a fan of any of the shows I mention and haven't seen the latest episode, don't read that paragraph because I talk about all the gory details. Of course if you've never seen them, you might what to skip it too.

On Tuesday, Gilmore Girls was awesome. Lorilei's letter was poinent and compelling without going over the top. It had the best effect too: Luke got shared custody and it pissed off Chris to the point of leaving. Of course this is a total dick move on his part--walking away from her when there's the slightest difficulty for the second time in 22 years. It would be great if he dropped off the face of the earth, except for one thing--Rory. I can't believe he'd leave her again. Speaking of Rory, I think that's the reason he got so upset by the letter. Luke was there for his daughter for 10 years and he wasn't.

A piece of advice to men: If your wife asks to get a vasectomy, don't tell her you got one if you didn't. Even if she tells you she's on the pill.

Ok, on to Grey's Anatomy, which could be the the best show on at the moment. The ads for last week's episodes said, "don't miss the last five minutes." What they didn't say was that the first of the five minutes would be awesome, but the last four would end in a cliff-hanger. Derek told Meredith that he would always show up, Burke proposed to Christina, then George proposed to Callie. The guys asked multiple times, but there was no answer. 7 days of suspense (ok, less because I watched it online Saturday). I figured if one of the girls said yes it would be Callie, but to go to Vegas and get married?! They also didn't mention the damn outbreak. That show is amazing, really.

Final show I'm gonna go on about is The O.C. which ironically airs at the same time as Grey's (good think somebody invented the VCR), which is why I just finished watching it. First there was the pregnancy scare and slutty aliens, almost-marriage, ex-husbands, fathers coming out of woodwork, high class prostitution...and that brings us to the past two episodes...Kirsten turns 40 and finds out she's pregnant, Julie Cooper is in love with Frank Atwood, Chet is in love with Seth, and the biggest new of the series: the reason Jimmy Cooper and Kirsten broke up--He knocked her up and she had an abortion and didn't tell him(apparently this guy has some fertile sperm and/or he really needed to learn about birth control).

So, TV is good.

Monday, January 29, 2007

Goldilocks Weekend

No, I didn't run into any bears. Friday, I hung out with people younger than me; Saturday, I hung out with people older than me; and Sunday, I hung out with people my own age.

Friday, April and I went down to Widener to hang out with some friends. We decided to go to a frat party. I really didn't think I'd have fun since the last time I was actually at a frat party was three years ago, but it's not like I had anything more fun to do. Apparently, all frat parties at Widener are BYOB, so we pregamed for awhile and headed out. Even though it was after 11, no one was there yet, so we just ended up hanging out in one of the rooms talking. It really reminded me of a Friday or Saturday night of Sophomore year, when there really wasn't anything going on. But eventually, the party did start. I guess it's the whole BYOB that causes the parties to start so much later there. Anyway, I had a lot of fun with friends and we even managed to do some table dancing.

Saturday, after getting off all the smoke (aka showering), April and I hung out and then went to a dance at her church (which was also BYOB). Even though there were a bunch of old people, it was fun. There was even someone there to teach us line-dancing. A pretty good time, and we were tired by 11.

This morning I got to sleep in. Then April and I watched Must Love Dogs (such a good movie), and headed across the street. We spent some time being idiots with Bob and Whit, then hung out with Josh and Dan. The night ended at my house watching the movie Go (it's so stupid it's funny), and April and Dan having to drive home in the snow (they both made it safely).

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Nursery Rhymes/Songs

Ever notice how stupid/messed up/creepy stuff we teach children is?

First, there's "Ring Around the Rosie," which is about the black plague.

Second, there's "Rock a Bye Baby," just look at these lyrics:

Rock a bye baby in the treetop
When the wind blows the cradle will rock
When the bough breaks the cradle will fall
And down will come baby cradle and all

Down will come baby cradle and all?! As in the infant is gonna fall out of a friggin' tree? I'm pretty sure the next stop for that kid is in the ground. Why the hell are we singing this to put kids to sleep?

"Humpty Dumpty " is pretty bad too.
On a lighter note, there's "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" :

Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How I wonder what you are.
Up above the world so high
Like a diamond in the sky...

Why are we wondering what it is when we're saying it's a star? We know what a star is--it's a glowing clump of gases that if is close enough to the entire planet (like the sun).

And in case you didn't realize, the following songs all have the same melody:

Twinkle Twinkle
The alphabet song
Baa-Baa Black Sheep

By the way, I babysat this weekend and was singing some of these songs to him (the cutest baby in the world).

Sunday, January 07, 2007

2006 in review

I stole this from Drew last year

1. What did you do in 2006 that you'd never done before?
I went to Europe, graduated college, had a 9-5 that I had to drive myself to.

2. Did you keep your new year’s resolutions and will you make more for next year?
Nope. yea, i made a couple

3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
Teddy...I mean Amber is the one actually gave birth

4. Did anyone close to you die?
Fortunately, I don't think so.

5. What countries did you visit?
Italy, Switzerland, the Czech Republic, Hungary, England, Vatican City, Spain

6. What would you like to have in 2007 that you lacked in 2006?
A real job, benefits, and a bf

7. What dates from 2006 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
January 9 and April 24--the days I left for and returned from Roma.

8. What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Finally going to Rome and getting a 3.5 gpa.

9. What was your biggest failure?
Moving back in with my parents and becoming not fun.

10. Did you suffer illness or injury?
I still have asthma. Other than that, I don't think so.

11. What was the best thing you bought?
Do you really think I can remember the best thing of everything I bought in an entire year. Ok, I'll pick my pointy shoes from Rome.

12. Whose behavior merited celebration?
Jeff Garcia

13. Whose behavior made you appalled and depressed?
The jackasses who decided to bring liquid explosives on a plane, making security even fucking worse at airports.

14. Where did most of your money go?
Traveling

15. What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Rome, Florence, the Olympics, Venice, Prague, Palermo, Siena, Meeting my italian cousins, becky coming home, Puerto Rico, GC, the baby, spain.

16. What song will always remind you of 2006?
"My Humps," "Don't Cha" (wish your gf was hot like me)--these two songs were always played back to back in Rome.

17. Compared to this time last year,are you:
a) happier or sadder? Sadder
b) thinner or fatter? I have no clue, probably about the same
c) richer or poorer? Poorer

18. What do you wish you'd done more of?
Travel

19. What do you wish you'd done less of?
Waiting around at airports

20. How will you be spending Christmas?
My grandfather came over for our tradition of lasagna.

21. Did you fall in love in 2006?
No, not even in like

22. What was your favorite TV program?
Gilmore Girls, Grey's Anatomy

23. Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
I don't think so.

24. What was the best book you read?
One of the Kathy Reichs books.

25. What was your greatest musical discovery?
MP3 player

26. What did you want and get?
Italain shoes

27. What did you want and not get?
A real job, my own apartment, a bf

28. What was your favorite film of this year?
Prime, Rumor Has It

29. What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
I got celebrate my b-day a couple times. On the 9th, I flew to London for the night, had dinner with Jay, and then we flew to Palermo for the weekend. When I got back, I hung out with Celie and myj friends had a little party for me with a cake. I turned 22.

30.What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
Becky coming back soon and NOT leaving again.

31. How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2006?
Causal--jeans and t-shirt/hoodie and business casual for work

32. What kept you sane?
Sane?

33. Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
I don't think I liked real people. I do still have a huge crush on Ryan Atwood and Sandy Cohen (from the O.C.)

34. What political issue stirred you the most?
I don't care about politics.

35. Who did you miss?
Everyone while I was in Italy.

36. Who was the best new person you met?
Rome girlies.

37. Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2006.
Enjoy college while you have the chance, because you can't go back.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Sex and the Beach

Interesting idea...

Since it sounds like a cross between The O.C. and Sex and the City, who better to star in it than: Kim Cattrall, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kristen Davis, Cynthia Nixon, Chris Noth, John Corbett (Samantha, Carrie, Charlotte, Miranda, Big, and Aidan from SATC), Peter Gallagher, Kelly Rowan, Melinda Clarke, and Tate Donovan (Sandy, Kirsten, Julie, and Jimmy from The O.C.). Actually, Marcia Cross and Eva Longoria (Bree and Gabby) from Desperate Housewives would be good too. I may as well as Kyle MacLachlan to the list since he played an asshole on both SATC and DH (Trey and Orson).

Monday, January 01, 2007

Convention

Between the time I walked into the hotel, checking into Convention, checking into the hotel, and heading up to the room, I bumped into about 5 Brothers, who I had to stop and talk to. It's such a great feeling knowing people from so many different chapters and who graduated different years.

When I got to the room, I discovered that 7 of us were in two connecting rooms which was both fun and convenient. Turns out I had gotten there just in time to go out with Temple and Drexel Brothers to one of Gabe's friends' houses. Even there I knew a couple people, which just made me realize how much I love National, ICR events, and just hanging out with Brothers.

Saturday, instead of going to the workshops, I went to brunch with some Alumni, played pitch, helped my "crippled" friend, and got ready for the banquet. The dinner wasn't so good, but the dessert was amazing and the keynote speaker was awesome. After the banquet, there was drinking (not quite as much as last year, which made Sunday better), the after party, and another $60 McDonald's run. We were told that we were not allowed to eat in the lobby, so we headed up to our rooms. For some reason, we decided just to stop outside of one of the elevators and eat there. Everything was fine until we got caught by the "butcher" (an employee that looked like he was wearing a butcher jacket), who sent up three security guards that all but escorted us to our rooms.

Sunday after closing remarks, I got some breakfast and chatted with a few brothers, including one I pretty much hadn't seen since last Convention (he apparently thought sex and the beach would be more exciting than amendments and Kansas City--I disagree).

Travel Week from Hell

If you're interested, I've uploaded pictures from Spain.

Wednesday morning, we got up really early (after going to bed pretty late) to head to the airport. Since it was rush hour, there was a lot of traffic, so I was worried about getting to the airport on time. We got there with plenty of time to spare, which was good since it took forever to check our luggage.

Because it was so early in the morning, I didn't really check the boarding pass from Paris. I remember it saying boarding time was something :25. Since we landed at 12:30, I figured it was 2:25. We stopped at the bathroom and then continued to our gate. On the way I checked the boarding pass and realized it said 12:25, so we started running. As we got to security, the screen still said our plane was boarding. April and I were told to go in two different security lines to scan our carry-on. I got through fine (no one even noticed the Epi-Pen this time, which still out of my bag in a ziploc), but April was waiting. She said the guards were too busy talking to check her luggage. When she started telling them that the flight was boarding, I guess they didn't understand why she was so upset, so they decided to pat her down. After they obviously didn't find anything, we started running to our gate.

There is construction going on at CDG, so instead of boarding the plane from the gate, you have to take a bus from the terminal to the plane. Well, we got to the gate just as they were closing the door and putting up the rope. The bus was still there, so I just started going under the rope. Well, they started flipping out at me. We tried to explain that we had just gotten off a flight from Spain and needed to get on that plane. Well, they told us to go see this guy that walking toward us. We figured that he'd look at our boarding passes and let us on. NO. He just told us to go see customer service.

While we were there trying to get on another flight, two other people (from two different flights) had missed the flight to Philly because the connection times were too short. When April asked the customer services agent if this happened a lot, he said, "all the time." If I ran a business, I would try to space out the flights just a little bit so that people made their flights for two reasons: a) So that I don't have to worry about finding them another flight that day or paying for a hotel for the night; and b) So that the customers are happy and use my airline next time they had to fly. Air France apparently does not feel that way.

We were given the following options: Take a flight from Paris to Philly the same time the next day, or fly to JFK in a couple and then wait another couple hours to fly to Philly, arriving around 10:30 PM. We went with option B (I had to go to work, since I'd be off all week and then was taking half a day Friday). Since it was such a short layover, I decided it wouldn't be worth it to beg my dad to come pick us up in New York (I really wish I was more selfish and had). They did give us a small (emphasis on small) drink for our inconvenience.

Since we hadn't really eaten, we decided to buy something at the airport. It wasn't great, but it was better than Spanish food. Yes, French Airport food is better than Spanish restaurant food.

When we got on the plane, we were in the center section that had 4 seats across (we were supposed to be by the window where it would just be us two) in the front row of the section. The only good thing was that we weren't the two middle seats. These were the crappiest seats on the damn plane. First of all, since there is not a seat in front of us, all the carry-on luggage as to go in the over-head. That wasn't that big of a deal, but do you know what these seats are used for? BABIES. Yes, the tiny little people that no one wants to be on a plane with. We were stuck next to them. Do you know what's worse than being on a plane sitting next to a crying baby?

Go ahead guess...

Really, try....

Being a turbulent flight with at least two crying babies, one of whom's mother kept getting sick, so you have to hold/watch the crying kid. I'm not exaggerating.

When we got on the plane, the lady asked April to hold the baby while she got situated, which was fine, especially when she told us that the kid hadn't cried on the flight over. At some point during the flight, the mother developed a migraine and had to keep running to the bathroom to be sick. On a normal flight, this wouldn't be too much of a problem, because their is a bassinet that the baby can stay in. However, when there is turbulence, the baby is supposed to be strapped in to the mother's seat belt. So, mom's puking, the plane is rocking, the baby's crying, and the flight attendants are freaking out that the baby is not strapped in. So, April takes the kid and the seat belt and straps her to her own seat belt. Then the mom comes back and takes her kid, the flight comes down, so she puts the baby in the bassinet. Then she gets sick again, the turbulence kicks in, the kid starts crying, the flight attendants freak out, etc. You get the idea. And this happened quite a few times during the 7hr flight.

The only good part of the whole flight was that I got to watch "The Break Up," which was hilarious.

So, we finally get to America and go to baggage claim (the luggage was switched in Paris, so we didn't have to get it). Two of the suitcases were right next to each other, so we weren't too hopeful about the third piece, but we waited for awhile to check. After it was clear that there was no new suitcases being loaded onto the conveyor belt, we spoke with an employee that had a piece of paper saying that April's suitcase never got on the plane. Our theory was of course that they had never taken it off the flight from Paris to Philly (which is completely illegal b/c luggage is not supposed to be on the plane if the passenger is not). She told us that we would have to talk to Delta (that's what were taking from JFK to Philly), when we got to Philly.

Air France took the remaining luggage and were going to put on the Delta flight (I figured we loose another piece by the time we got home), and then we had to go to the Delta terminal to get our boarding passes. While the lady was printing them, I explained our situation and asked if there was anyway Delta could provide a bus or a car (since there were 4 passengers trying to get to Philly), she said that since it was Air France that caused the problem, we'd have to talk to them. Not wanting to miss another flight especially since I figured they wouldn't help us, we just decided to head to the terminal and I'd call from there. Before we headed toward the gate, we wanted to make sure we didn't have to run to catch it, we told the flight was on time, but we wouldn't have a problem making it (we had about 2 hours).

At security, we got patted down again, and I had forgotten to take the water bottle (the free one from Paris) out of my bag, but luckily, they just threw it out without giving me the third degree.

By the time we got to our gate (which was 5-10 minutes after getting our boarding passes), our flight had been delayed from 7:30 to 9pm due to fog. Still not worth calling my dad and begging for a ride, since it would take him 2 hours to get there.

I tried calling Air France to see if they'd pay for a bus ticket/cab ride anything. The woman told me there was nothing she could do, so I asked to speak with a manager. She said he'd tell me the same thing, but I still wanted to speak to one. After insisting a few times, she finally agreed to transfer me. But instead she hung up on me. I was beyond pissed (which reminds me, I need to write that airline a nasty letter).

Since we were starving (the plane food sucked) we got some expensive, but good food. I was going to get a beer, but then I remembered that I was back in America and couldn't leave the bar with it.

After eating, we went back to the gate to see that the flight time had been bumped to 11. Freakin' great. Then a little while later, it got bumped to 2:30. It was then that I went and asked that if the flight was canceled, would we be bussed to Philly. The person I asked did not know. My dad had also been calling Air France and Delta and inquiring about a bus.

Finally, around 11:30PM (keep in mind I had been awake since 6:30 European time, which was about 12:30 the night before EST), a Delta employee says she's trying to get a bus, because if we wait for the plane, the crew might time out and we'd have to spend the night. Somehow, having to spend the night NYC seemed worse than Paris, since it's so close to home. Some people must be really bad at geography because they were upset about this prospect. After telling them the bus ride would only be about 2 hours (the flight would be 1.5 hours), they agreed.

By 2:30 AM we had gotten to Philly Int'l. By 3, I was home and still starving. After having some food and chatting with my dad, I finally got to sleep around 4:30 (more than 12 hours after I was originally supposed to get home), only to be woken up by my alarm 2 hours later. I knew it was going to be a long day work.

In the morning, my manager called me into his office. I was really expecting him to offer me a job. Instead, he told me that the women I was filling in for had returned. He had spoke with people higher up in the company and gotten permission for me to stay longer, and he'd keep me updated.

So that was my lovely Wed-Thurs. It would have been great if I could have relaxed all weekend, but I had to go to Convention. I was particularly grateful that it was within driving distance after my flying adventure.

Thursday, during the evening rush hour, there were all kinds of train issues in DC/Baltimore, not to mention that on the way down to convention, one of my friends was in a car accident.

I was worried about DC traffic since I knew I would be leaving until 4 or 5. I didn't think I had to worry about Upper Darby/Philly traffic. Heather H. was supposed to go with us and class until 4 ish. I had tried to get a hold of her for a couple days, but she did not reply to my im, email, or call. I finally found out from Jason around 5 that she was not coming.
I left my house shortly after 5 and headed to Philly through UD to Chestnut St. since I didn't want to take 95 during rush hour. Well, about 2 blocks before getting to Chestnut, the road was blocked, I finally got to Market, but traffic there was moving at the speed of a Special Olympic Hurdler, so I only managed to go a half a block in half an hour. I turned around and went down some random side street. I wasn't really sure where I was going, but I was on Lancaster Ave, and the street numbers where getting smaller, so I figured I was headed in the right direction. Luckily, I was. So, 2 1/2 hours later, I finally got to Philly to pick up Brothers. Luckily, 'cause I think I may have really gone insane otherwise, the traffic to DC was not bad at all. By the time we checked into the hotel, it was around 10:30...

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Espana

Ok, I know it's been a month since Spain, but I've been busy doing a-whole-lot of nothing.

When we landed at the airport we were debating whether to take the metro or the cab to get to our hotel. Since Beck wasn't positive about which stop was ours and April "had enough adventure for one day," we went with the cab option. When we got out on the street, April said, "Taxi" and a guy came over and asked if we needed a taxi. "See, I can speak Spanish," which is when Beck gave us the bad the new: They don't speak Spanish in Barcelona (yes Barcelona, SPAIN); they speak Catalan, which is a combination of French and Spanish. Great for Becky, not so great for us--April knows about 5 words in Spanish and I have taken it since High School, so combine that with French, how the hell were we going to manage (Beck would be in class for two days, leaving us to fend for ourselves)?

We went to the supermarket to buy some food for lunch and while we were there we picked up some tradition Spanish candy (I got chocolate coffee and coconut). This little adventure of course involved figuring out if there were any nuts in the stuff, since Europe is obsessed with them. April found these chocolate chip donut things called doo-waps. We couldn't find any plain apple juice, so we got what we thought was apple-kiwi. When we tried it, it tasted a little creamy. After reading the ingredients, we discovered that it not only contained 45% juice (in America, it's usually 10%), but milk. Who the hell puts milk in juice?

That night, we had dinner with Beck's friend at one of their apartments. Such a crazy drunken night (if you want any gory details, you're gonna have to ask me personally). Let's just say we didn't get back to our hotel until the sun was coming up.

By the time Beck came over around 4pm on Sunday, I feeling hungover and April was still sound asleep. Beck did manage to convince us to get up and shower, but that's about as far as we got. We stayed in bed the rest of the day and night. We tried to order chicken pizza and two sides off the menu, but they brought pizza and two sides of chicken wings, which were crappy.

Since I did not pay $900 just to see Beck (but I probably wouldn't have gone to Spain if she wasn't there), and she was going to be in school all day, we had to go sight-seeing on Monday and Tuesday. Apparently the whole city was made my Gaudi (who I never heard of until that week). A lot of his stuff is really cool, but it's so new (being in Italy for four months with built/made in the 16th century or earlier, seeing stuff built/made only a century or so ago seems so new, and therefore, less impressive).

We went to the "Temple Segrada Familia" (Temple of the Holy family), which Gaudi began in 1850. It has been under construction ever since. This temple has three facades with different scenes. After looking around the church and the museum (where were learned that Gaudi was killed by a tram), we took a lift (elevator for all you Americans) up the side of the church. There we had a cool view of the city, the church and could even see the giant phallic symbol (which we of course got a picture with). The elevator was only one way, so we had to walk down the "straight spiral stairs" (does that sound contradictory to anyone else?). Most of the way down fine--wide stairs looping around in a large circle, but then at some point they became tiny windy stairs, it's amazing I didn't puke by the end.

After all this walking, we need lunch (which apparently is not called "amuerzo" like they taught us in high school). We went to a little cafe and had ham and cheese sandwiches. They put some sort of spread that was made from tomatoes. I like it, April did not.

Next we went to the Chocolate Museum. It was a lot smaller than we had expected, but the sculptures were really good. Some of them include: Arc de Triomf, Temple Segrada Familia, Finding Nemo, and Pinocchio.

By the time we found our way to Beck's University, we late and couldn't find her. We looked around for awhile and even tried to call her. When we got back to the hotel, we found her waiting for us famished (as were we). After looking at different places for a while, we found a restaurant that seemed good, although it was a little expensive. Let me emphasize the word seemed. The best thing that any of us got was April's steak (which she "considers American," not Spanish). Becky kept going on about sangria de cava (champagne instead of wine), so we ordered some which was good, but not worth how expensive it was.

Tuesday we went to Park Guell (this was designed by Gaudi as well). Beck warned us that there was huge hill to climb up to get there, but she also said there were escalators. We found the hill, but no escalators. After a couple hours and asking a few people for directions we finally found it. It was pretty cool, but not as impressive as everyone said it was. Shem and I got pictures with the famous mosaic lizard, wandered around, and then decided to head to see one more Gaudi building. We went out a different way then when we came, which turns out to be a lot easier. There were signs pointing us in the right direction to the metro, so apparently we should have gotten off at that stop.

After trekking across the city to see another one of Gaudi’s buildings, we decided to sit and relax instead of paying the 16 Euros to go inside. As we were sitting on the corner we began people watching—some people need to invest in a mirror and/or a fashion consultant. After having so much crappy food we decided just to go to McDonald’s. It was a good call. Even though they screwed up my order, the food was still edible. Surprisingly, they had free ketchup packets (unlike in Italy).

The Picasso Museum had about 20 rooms of his different periods. The first 15 rooms were pretty normal, not what you think of when you think about Picasso. Then there were is color periods, and even some porn drawings/sketches (which I of course enjoyed). And finally, there was his cubist period we he turned a perfectly beautiful painting (Velasquez’s Las Meninas) into crap. And it took him like 40 tries to get it just “right.”

April and I came to a couple theories about the artists: Gaudi has time to make this stuff because he never got laid (he had a lumpy twin bed in his room) and Picasso had too much sex (he drew porn and fucked up paintings. Actually, April thinks Picasso was perfectly until he had a brain aneurism causing his cubist and Las Meninas period.

After meeting up with Beck and Meredith, we went to the Erotic Museum. Some stuff was interesting, some was sickening, but the old silent porno was hilarious. I couldn’t leave there without a souvenir t-shirt.

Since April and I had determined that Spanish food sucks, and I wanted a shot glass anyway, we went to Hard Rock for dinner. The food and drinks were great. Ok, they weren’t spectacular but compared to crap they were great.

So after not enough sleep, April and I headed to the airport to begin the “Travel Weekend From Hell.”

Friday, November 24, 2006

Getting to EspaƱa

On Friday, November 10, I worked a half-day, ran some errands, finished packing, had lunch with April and her parents, and then went to the airport to fly to Spain to see Becky.

Checking in was fine, but then we had to head to security. I understand that security is for our own safety, but seriously, there's no reason for the workers to be dickheads. First of all, the line was pretty long. About 10 people from the front of the line, TSA employees were checking passports and boarding passes, and they were pretty anal about keeping the passport open to the front page--because the front page is so hard to find.

There was a worker standing by a table saying, "If you have any liquids come see me." I had just a couple things in a ziplock bag--epi-pen, asthma inhaler, and a contact case with a tiny amount of solution. As I was walking over to show her my ziplock bag, a male worker said, "Just go through normal security," so I headed that way. But the woman said in a bitchy tone, "If you have any liquids, come to me." Well, not wanting to get in trouble for trying to sneak liquids on the plane, I started to go back toward her. The guy once again stopped me and told me to just go through. Apparently, she meant, "If you have liquids not in a clear plastic bag, come see me," but I guess yelling at people is just easier than being clear.

After sliding the bag through the x-ray machine, the TSA employee asked to go through by bag. Obviously, I didn't really have choice, but I wasn't upset about it or anything. I asked what he was looking for, so that maybe I could explain where it was, or what it really was, but he just ignored me. After he was pulling stuff out for a minute or so, she ignored her too. Now, if he's not allowed to tell me what he's looking for (which I'm pretty sure isn't the case because the TSA guard in Indianapolis told me he was looking for a lighter), he could just say that. There really is no reason just to ignore some one. Especially since I wasn't be rude in any way (well, until after he was an ass).

There weren't any more problems until Paris (we flew Air France, which I didn't really want to, but that's another part of the story, so we had a layover). There, we had to go through security again. Once again, I had my ziplock bag out to show the security guards. Well, these guards actually took the stuff out of the bag to look at it. They had a problem with the epi-pen. I tried to explain that I need it in case I go into anaphylactic shock, but they didn't speak English, and well, I know no French. Now, I'm not saying that everyone should speak English, but at an airport, you'd think they would. If I was in Italy or probably even in Spain, I'd be able to explain how it was necessary. I would have called Beck to explain, but Verizon doesn't have International service. After about 10 minutes of trying to explain what it was and them asking a couple people, I think they asked for a prescription, luckily, I had found copies from when I went to Italy.

On the plane, my faith of Air France increased somewhat. Besides having the map of we were, there was a camera to see what the pilot could see (unfortunately, it was night, so we couldn't see much). Also, the remotes could be used as game controllers. The food was pretty good. The only complaint I had was that The Break-Up wasn't playing on flights from Paris. Another plus, which I really didn't think would happen: we got all three pieces of our luggage (I know a few people who had luggage lost by Air France).

After claiming our suitcases, we walked right out the doors and met Becky. Anybody notice anything odd about this on an international flight? There was not a passport control check. Yup, the only people in Spain to ever ask for my passport was the hotel. Philly, does check passports on the way out, but they sure as hell look at your identification before letting you in the country. Spain, or at least Barcelona, doesn't really care that much about security.

Well, like I said, we saw Beck right away, which was both a relief and exciting. We wouldn't have to find our way to the hotel ourselves and we got to see Beck for the first time since Labor Day.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Last Weekend

After my fun date with my dad, I headed over to April's to watch a movie. Since she Blockbuster Online, we have a tendency to pick a hot actor and order all the movies he's in. Currently were are on a Christian Bale trend. One of the movies he's in is Empire of the Sun, which was made in 1987. Yea, he was like 12 back then. This wouldn't be a problem if the movie wasn't long, boring, and pointless. Definitely shit-tacular.

Saturday, I slept in, then hung out with April. We went shopping for a birthday gift and then had fun wrapping it. Sounds pretty simple, but not for us. First we had to go through newspapers and find the comics. Next, we had to tape multiple comics together to get a sheet that was big enough to cover the box. After it was all wrapped, we "sealed" every edge and place to slip a finger under to rip the paper. We wrapped a couple pieces of tape around the middle. To top it off, we each made a bow out of tape to put on top. By this point, we were kinda loopy, so we made up a song: "I made a boooow, out of tape, for yooooouuuu. So did she."

We finally decided to go to bed because we were tired as hell and had to get up early for the baby's baptism. I woke up at point and looked at my watch--9:20. Damn, only 10 more minutes of sleep. Then I realized I hadn't changed my watch back, so we had hour of sleep left. Her parents hadn't realized this and had gotten up at 8 instead of 9.

The baptism was interesting. They're Episcopalian, which normally has a service very similar to catholic mass. This was more contemporary church with a band and Christian rock music. The dress code was much more casual than usual. One person was even wearing shorts, a t-shirt and no shoes.

After church was the party...

At my suggestion, a few of us escaped upstairs. Later we played Kings up there. After everyone had left, we turned the dining room table into a beer-pong table. Good thing I had those beer-pong balls I had stolen from the bar in Rome.

Monday was Josh's birthday. Leftovers from the party and then a movie. Man of the Year was hilarious. I highly recommend it.

Old Tradition

When I was little, my mom would go out with her friends every so often. That would leave my dad responsible for feeding us. Since his cooking skill don't go beyond boiling water (tea and oatmeal), we ate out. For some reason we always went to Wendy's. After dinner we'd come home and I'd kick his ass in Candyland (let me reiterate--I was little).

Anyway, last Friday, my mom went to her 35th high school reunion. Instead of making food that was supposedly in the fridge, my dad and I just decided to go to Wendy's for old time's sake. I knew it wasn't going to be good as when I was little for two reasons: 1) Fast food is high-quality to 5 year-olds. 2) The quality of Wendy's itself has declined: They used to have an awesome salad bar with pasta and pudding (that's what I liked the best).

Well, I had fun anyway :)

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Hope Bowl Hates Me

In the past 4 years, I've been to 3 Hope Bowls, and been in 2 car accidents on the day of the tourney.

Sophomore year, we were heading back to UDel for the Highlighter party when I had a little run-in with a Temple School bus (that was the front of my car).

Last year, I drove my house to temple to UDel to temple to home to UDel and back home the next day without any problems.

This year, I drove my house to UDel and then on my way back home, my car destroyed.

The night before the games I told someone, "I wouldn't miss it." Next year, I'm gonna have to think about it. Maybe I can go without driving any where that day.

Car

Here is the drama of my car...

Last Saturday, I was driving home from Hope Bowl at UDel. I was sitting at a light about five minutes from my house (State and Springfield for those of you that know the area)...when all of a sudden BAMM! Someone hit the back of my car, then even worse, I felt my car hit the car in front of me, so, I'd have to pay for that (I tend not to keep my foot fully on the brake when I'm at a light).

Background info: 4 years ago I was rear-ended and the guy never reported it to his insurance agency. It took forever for my insurance company to get paid by the douchebag's (so I had to pay the deductible). I was young and it was my first accident, so I didn't even think to call the cops, so there was nothing I could do.

Back to our regularly scheduled program...

The three of us pulled over (no one was hurt) to inspect the damage, exchange info, etc. Luckily for me (and her) the chick I tapped didn't have any damage (and the impact didn't cause any damage to the front of my car). She didn't feel like sticking around to wait for the cops, so she just left.

When I called 911 ('cause I don't the regular police number), I was outside on the side of the busy road, so I it was hard to hear. He was asking me all kinds of stupid questions (like does anyone need an amulance or tow truck, but the stupidest of all: are the cars smoking? I'm pretty sure I would have mentioned that. but apparently some people are retarded), and he got pissed off at me and accused me of not listening. Besides the fact that I'm impatient, should he really be tying up the 911 lines?

When the cop showed up and took all our info he said that it was a "non-reportable accident," which means that it wasn't technical a police report (but he still had to fill our forms and give us forms). The only reason that the cops need to be called is if there is a dispute over who's fault it was...hmmmm, last time I was rear-ended, there wasn't a dispute, but he still didn't tell his insurance company. I didn't want to take any chances.

I called my insurance company pretty much as soon as I got home. They told me I had to call Allstate (his insurance), which I did right away. On Monday morning as I was about to go into work, I got a call from Allstate asking me if I knew the other guy's phone number, which I didn't. Apparently, he hadn't called them. I decided to give it a couple days before I harassed him at work (I used some good detective skills to figure out where he worked). Luckily, but the time I called back, they had been in contact with him. She told me this meant that when I went to the estimate on Saturday, they'd give me a check right there.

Saturday rolls around and I go to get the estimate. Instead of getting a check, I'm told that the computer is down, so he'll talk pictures and notes and then sometime Monday, the estimate and check will me mailed to me and info faxed to the autobody shop. Well, today, they had trouble finding the estimate, but eventually it was found and everything will me mailed.

I left work early to meet my dad at the bodyshop. He looked at the damage and tried to open the truck (I hadn't tried that because I was afraid it wouldn't close. Well, it's a good thing because once he finally got it opened it wouldn't stayed closed. So we were discussing the damage and after saying how fucked up it was he said, "What do you want me to do if it's totaled?"

That would be the reason for the wine (and my absence at my psp meeting) tonight.

Saturday, October 14, 2006

I Heart ABC

It occurred to me a few hours ago that I forgot to watch Grey's Anatomy tonight (I couldn't watch it last night because I was talking to Becky in Spain). I was kinda bummed, but I decided to search for a synopsis of the episode. ABC had a link to watch "previously on," which is five minutes of clips from the episode. This of course only made me want to watch the episode even more.

I saw this link that said, "Watch Episode." I was expecting it take me itunes or a similar site that would allow me to BUY the episode for a couple bucks. But NO. It was the FULL episode for FREE!! How exciting. I actually decided to watch Desperate Housewives from Sunday instead of Grey's since I have more time to watch that before the next one airs.

I've also discovered that my dad sucks at telling me what happened in a show. He left out most of the major points (except the ones I asked about because of seeing previews).

Last Weekend

Last weekend was mostly a blast.

Saturday, I had to wake up just as early as I do for work to head down to UDel for Hope Bowl. It's the annual flag football tourney for AIDS (for more details, check out Drew's Rantings). Luckily, I didn't have to drive anyone down, so I got to get an extra hour of sleep.

So, I get down to UDel's campus around 9am and head to the field where the game's have been played for at least four years...and it's deserted. I called my little, but she didn't answer. "Crap, now what do I do?" I thought. I figured no one from chapter would answer since the games were supposed have started. The only person who's number I know for AH was Drew. Even though he likes to make fun of me and piss me off, he directed to me to the correct fields, so that I was able to meet up with my chapter and the rest of the Brothers.

Our chapter had two teams this year: the rookies and the vets. Since all three of my littles are vets, I hung out with that team all day. They did well this year. The won the first game, but they had to face the team every one fears: the VTech alumni. The good news: they made it through the game w/o VTech scoring. The bad news: neither did they. Unfortunately, they lost in over time. Since it was double elimination, they another shot to make it to the championship. They won a couple more games and then had to face the UDel alumni. It was a good game that once again led to overtime. Unfortunately, we lost, but I'm proud of them. Everyone was pooped from waking up so early and pissed about losing, so we headed north. The plan was to split up, get food and sleep, then meet up for a party. That plan didn't go quite like that...

About five minutes from my house, I got rear-ended (I'm find, I'll write more about that later), so instead of sleep, I got to call insurance companies.

I finally got to the party, which had it's usual antics, with one exception: some one from chapter had taken a souvenir from one of the other chapters..hehehe...

Someone had the great idea of going to Pat's. The problem was it as 2am on a Saturday night. The line was wrapped completely around. Although it took at least thirty minutes to get our food, there was entertainment that can only occur in Philly. A couple drunk guys started "Dallas Sucks" chants and sang the Eagles' fight song.

Speaking of the Eagles and Dallas, the game was Sunday. The funniest part of the weekend was watching Matt McBriar fumble the the ball and then scramble uncessfully to retrieve it. I saw it five times and was still cracking up over it. It was an awesome game, and it was even better to rum it in a certain someone's face. I still remember when his dad (like any other normal person born in the Philly area is an Eagles' fan) said in reference to him being a Dallas fan, "I don't know where I went wrong in raising him."